i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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