ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
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Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
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Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
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