if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Randomize
