i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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