If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
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last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
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Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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