It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
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