Buhtt sex?
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
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Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
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GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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