Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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