Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
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she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
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Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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