i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
Randomize
