are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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