...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
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