Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
i dont even know how to be here
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
Randomize
