Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
If I die, sorry about rent.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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