Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
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Hippo gnu deer
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
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im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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