Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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