He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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