I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
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Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
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Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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