As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
whose ass print is on the piano?
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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