do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
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