somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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