Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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