tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
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He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
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In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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