Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
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Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
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As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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