hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
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i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
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All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
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