talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
My Higher Power is John Stamos
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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