Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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