it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
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I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
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Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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