I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
Randomize
