Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
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I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
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I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
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