Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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