doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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