The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
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lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
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i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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