Midget sex pt 2 tonight
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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