You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
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Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
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St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
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Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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