Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
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just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
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He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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