I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
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