Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
Its about making memories worth repressing
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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