i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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