Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
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may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
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got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?