he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
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Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
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Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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