Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
either way he was missing a nipple.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
