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(903): View more from Texas

I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.

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(631): View more from New York

She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina

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(785): View more from Kansas

whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick

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(919): View more from North Carolina

Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?

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(585): View more from New York

My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.

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(419): View more from Ohio

Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.

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(804): View more from Virginia

I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.

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(269): View more from Michigan

is it fun? or sober?

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