your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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