They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
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his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
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Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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