It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
I will pee on everything he values.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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