we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
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Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
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im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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