She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
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Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
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Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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