She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
Girls should come with a carfax report
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
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Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
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Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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