So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
There r osticjed everywhere
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Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
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Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Will exercising make me less horny?
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