i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
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