Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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