you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
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I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
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we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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