The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
4 words: hood of his car
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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