just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
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