You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
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i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
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Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
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