Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
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